1 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:14,840 Garden's looking nice. 2 00:00:15,740 --> 00:00:19,100 Well, not to commit the sin of pride, but I know. 3 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,140 How did you come out of me? 4 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:25,460 So good news, John's coming home on Friday. That's wonderful. 5 00:00:25,820 --> 00:00:26,820 It is. 6 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,340 You must be thrilled. 7 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:29,940 Oh, I am. 8 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:32,360 Hmm, a little nervous? 9 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:33,920 No, no, 10 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,020 no. Be understandable if you were. 11 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:40,340 The man has been in a mental institution. 12 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:45,320 All I know is he sounds like himself on the phone, and the doctors say he's good 13 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,320 to go. 14 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:47,620 Well, that's great. 15 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:49,540 It is. I'm excited. 16 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,440 Well, good. 17 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:54,600 Very excited. 18 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:58,620 Okay. I'm going to get another beer. 19 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,620 Because you're so excited? 20 00:01:00,940 --> 00:01:01,940 Good night. 21 00:01:20,199 --> 00:01:21,960 We need to have a talk. 22 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,560 Georgie, get in here. 23 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,140 Are we in trouble? 24 00:01:25,940 --> 00:01:28,420 No one's in trouble. What's going on? Have a seat. 25 00:01:28,780 --> 00:01:30,440 You're also getting talked to. Sit. 26 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,680 Hi. 27 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:34,080 Okay. 28 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:37,100 Dr. Sturgis will be joining us for dinner. 29 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,080 Hot darn. That guy's back. 30 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,840 I thought he was in the nut house. 31 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:42,280 We do not call it that. 32 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:45,420 That's what Dad calls it. And that's why I made him sit. 33 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:49,300 We need to make sure that Dr. Sturgis feels comfortable. 34 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:50,840 You know how he's supposed to do that? 35 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:54,160 For starters, do not bring up his time in the hospital. 36 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:55,580 What if he brings it up? 37 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:58,220 You let the grown -ups handle that. 38 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:00,700 In this scenario, am I one of the grown -ups? 39 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:05,300 No. Great. You also will not stare at him during dinner. 40 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:09,810 Can I look at him at all? Yes. How long can I look at him before it's considered 41 00:02:09,810 --> 00:02:14,310 staring? When I'm trying not to stare at girls, my rule is two Mississippis. 42 00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:15,370 I've told him that. 43 00:02:15,590 --> 00:02:20,390 Just be on your best behavior, and if you're not sure if you should say 44 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,550 something, do not say it. 45 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,570 What? Hey, it worked. 46 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:29,170 When I hit three Mississippis, she noticed. 47 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:31,010 See? Told you. 48 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:35,359 Meemaw and Dr. 49 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,360 Sturgis are out front. 50 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:38,440 They're walking up the path. 51 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:39,960 They see me. 52 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,560 I'm waving. 53 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,440 They wave back. 54 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,160 They're close to the door. 55 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:47,860 Even closer. 56 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:49,920 Almost there. 57 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:52,760 Door... Built! 58 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,140 Remember everything we talked about. 59 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:58,260 Welcome! Look who I brought! 60 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:01,420 Hello! Come in, come in. 61 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:03,540 It's so good to see you. 62 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,460 I don't normally do this, but put her there. 63 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,540 No, Mitten, I'm honored. 64 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:18,160 It's so wonderful to see you all again. 65 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:21,420 We've been looking forward to it. We sure have. 66 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:28,560 Why are you counting? 67 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,500 You know Shelly. He loves his numbers. Let's say great. 68 00:03:34,399 --> 00:03:38,480 Bless us, Lord, for the food we are about to receive, and bless the hands 69 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:39,299 prepared it. 70 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:40,680 Amen. Amen. 71 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,119 Dig in. 72 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,960 Oh, I am so excited to have a home -cooked meal. 73 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:48,880 The food in the hospital was blandarino. 74 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:56,280 Be sure to save room for dessert. I made banana pudding. George, tell them how 75 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,360 good my banana pudding is. 76 00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:59,440 Good pudding. 77 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:01,980 A lot of bananas. Well, now... 78 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:07,540 Pardon me if I'm wrong, but I would totally understand if any of you felt 79 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:11,560 uncomfortable about me being here after my time in the hospital. 80 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:14,720 Oh, no, we're very comfortable. Very comfortable. 81 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:21,360 Well, just in case, I want you all to know I'm perfectly happy to answer any 82 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,120 questions that you might have. 83 00:04:24,860 --> 00:04:27,300 You sure you won't do that? Of course. 84 00:04:28,190 --> 00:04:31,810 The best way to destigmatize something is to talk about it. 85 00:04:33,050 --> 00:04:34,050 May I? 86 00:04:35,990 --> 00:04:36,990 Go ahead. 87 00:04:40,170 --> 00:04:42,310 Why wasn't I allowed to visit you? 88 00:04:43,090 --> 00:04:46,110 Some of the other patients there were very unwell. 89 00:04:46,790 --> 00:04:50,110 And I didn't want you to be disturbed by their behavior. 90 00:04:52,170 --> 00:04:53,170 I got one. 91 00:04:53,370 --> 00:04:54,370 Here we go. 92 00:04:54,430 --> 00:04:56,030 Did they lock you up in a room? 93 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:01,700 I wasn't able to leave the hospital without being discharged, but I was free 94 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:02,800 walk the grounds. 95 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,480 How did you know when you were all better? 96 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:11,420 Well, it's not like a cold where you have it and then you don't, but I've 97 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:15,800 learned skills that help me to manage my mental health. 98 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,100 Well, that went over my head. 99 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:23,060 I got another one. In The Shining, Jack Nicholson goes nuts and chases people 100 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:24,920 around with an axe. One question each. 101 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,440 Dang it, should have started with that one. 102 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:30,800 How about a little nightcap? 103 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,600 Oh, I don't think so. Got to ride the old bike home. 104 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:37,780 Oh, I thought you were staying the night. 105 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:39,960 I wasn't planning on it. 106 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,340 Oh, okay. 107 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:49,620 Now that we're talking about this, we've never really discussed the status of 108 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:50,620 our relationship. 109 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:52,920 Don't you worry. 110 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:59,280 As far as I'm concerned, we didn't pick up right where we left off. 111 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:02,660 That means a lot. 112 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:07,180 But, um, I think it's for the best if we don't. 113 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,440 What? I hope we can still be friends. 114 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:16,820 But, um, I don't think we should be in a romantic relationship anymore. 115 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:18,300 Are you crazy? 116 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:22,040 I mean, poor choice of words, but are you crazy? 117 00:06:27,050 --> 00:06:31,790 Do you mean you really don't want to see me anymore? 118 00:06:32,330 --> 00:06:33,850 Don't I get a say in that? 119 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,090 Really? 120 00:06:37,510 --> 00:06:39,010 I kind of think I do. 121 00:06:39,230 --> 00:06:43,290 Connie, if I'm single and have another episode, it only hurts me. If we're 122 00:06:43,290 --> 00:06:46,690 together, that hurts you. And I can't do that again. 123 00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:50,730 I have been waiting for you this whole time. 124 00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:54,670 It's just more proof that you're a wonderful woman and you deserve someone 125 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:55,670 can count on. 126 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,820 How about Ira from the furniture store? He's a catch. 127 00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:03,400 Now you're going to play matchmaker for me? 128 00:07:03,860 --> 00:07:05,040 I suppose I am. 129 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,560 You realize I could call him right now. 130 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:09,820 I think you should. 131 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:11,940 You better mean it, because I'll do it. 132 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,660 No time like the present. 133 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:22,340 I'm dialing. 134 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:23,880 Great. 135 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:29,539 It's ringing. 136 00:07:29,540 --> 00:07:30,660 Tell him I said hi. 137 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,780 This is Blue Spine Furniture. Ira speaking. 138 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:37,520 Hello, Ira. 139 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:39,760 It's Connie Tucker. 140 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:42,400 Connie, oh, my gosh. 141 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:44,380 How are you? 142 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,100 He wants to know how I am. 143 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,280 Tell him. 144 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:50,060 I'll call you back. 145 00:07:51,980 --> 00:07:53,020 Can you believe it? 146 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,820 It sounds like he has your best interests at heart. 147 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:57,760 Men, don't break up with me. 148 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:02,320 I do the breaking up. Well, I think it's nice that you can still experience new 149 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:03,460 things at your age. 150 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,800 Keep it up and you won't get to my age. 151 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:07,880 So, are you going to go out with Ira? 152 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,260 Well, I don't know why not. 153 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:13,760 Is that really what you want? Well, I'm sure as hell not going to sit home by 154 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,700 myself while I try and figure it out. 155 00:08:16,220 --> 00:08:18,100 Doesn't sound like you're being nice to Ira. 156 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:20,520 She's not nice. Been saying it for years. 157 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:32,669 Oh, um, I don't know. 158 00:08:33,049 --> 00:08:36,490 He should. We had so much fun talking about the mental hospital, we barely got 159 00:08:36,490 --> 00:08:37,490 to talk about science. 160 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:39,830 Well, I don't know what his plans are. 161 00:08:40,049 --> 00:08:41,409 Is Meemaw coming for dinner tonight? 162 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:43,470 No, she is busy. 163 00:08:43,770 --> 00:08:47,710 With Dr. Sturgis? Maybe I can join them. All my fun facts make me a welcome 164 00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:49,070 addition to any dinner date. 165 00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:52,810 She's not going to be with Dr. Sturgis, sweetie. 166 00:08:53,370 --> 00:08:55,810 Then I don't understand why I can't invite him over. 167 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:06,460 Your Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis are figuring out how their relationship is going to 168 00:09:06,460 --> 00:09:07,640 work now that he's back. 169 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,600 Why does their relationship need to be any different? 170 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,320 It's complicated. 171 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,980 So we can't have him over? 172 00:09:17,780 --> 00:09:20,220 Sorry, it's just not a good idea right now. 173 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:22,200 This isn't fair. 174 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:27,660 I find the one person in Texas who understands me and now I'm not allowed 175 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:28,660 him? 176 00:09:29,930 --> 00:09:31,430 Hello! Come in. 177 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:36,450 Oh, uh, honey, is, uh, okay with my being here? 178 00:09:36,690 --> 00:09:41,970 Don't worry about it. Or, you know, mention it. Well, here's a pineapple. 179 00:09:41,970 --> 00:09:45,310 symbol of hospitality dating back to the 1700s. 180 00:09:45,530 --> 00:09:48,530 Thank you. How tropical. 181 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:51,670 Dr. Sturgis, hello! 182 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:53,250 Hi! 183 00:09:53,470 --> 00:09:56,730 Ooh, did you know the pineapple is a symbol of hospitality? 184 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:58,550 As a matter of fact, I did. 185 00:09:58,870 --> 00:09:59,870 You're welcome. 186 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:05,490 I gotta tell you, this is an unexpected surprise. 187 00:10:06,370 --> 00:10:07,370 Here's the surprise. 188 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:13,050 Because last I heard, you and John were still going out. 189 00:10:13,370 --> 00:10:16,390 Well, now I'm not, and I'm here with you. So let's not talk about him. 190 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,270 Ooh, sounds like this breakup is a little fresh. 191 00:10:19,690 --> 00:10:20,770 Yeah, it was pretty recent. 192 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:22,110 What, like a week, a month? 193 00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:24,450 Literally, as I was calling you. 194 00:10:25,170 --> 00:10:26,079 Well, I'm... 195 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,960 Glad that I was the first person that came to mind. 196 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:30,540 Actually, you were his idea. 197 00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:32,420 So glad. 198 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:37,240 Really? This again? 199 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,480 Just it. 200 00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:40,220 Where's Meemaw? 201 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,440 Not here tonight. 202 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:46,860 Why? As I understand it, now that Dr. Sturgis is back from the hospital, he 203 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:49,520 Meemaw are figuring out how their relationship is going to work. 204 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:50,940 What does that mean? 205 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,700 Sounds like she dumped him. 206 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:56,440 Actually... He's the one. Sheldon, didn't you want to talk about science 207 00:10:56,740 --> 00:11:02,380 Yes. Good. Do that right now. Well, I realize being here after ending my 208 00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:04,840 romantic relationship with Connie is unusual. 209 00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:11,740 So, as before, I'm perfectly happy to answer any questions that you might 210 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,060 I have a question. Can I eat in front of the TV? 211 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:16,940 Sure. 212 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:19,180 Let's get back to the shine. 213 00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:22,160 When them elevator doors open, oh, man. 214 00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:33,600 Your boyfriend comes home from the mental hospital. He dumps you, and he 215 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,220 suggests that you go out with me. 216 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,700 Yeah. Sounds like a spite thing. 217 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,840 Oh, gosh, when you say it like that, it doesn't sound great. 218 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,840 No, no, no, I'm fine with it. I just want to make sure I got everything 219 00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:46,420 Hospital, dumped, bite. 220 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,220 You got it. All right. 221 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,480 I hear the creamed spinach is terrific. 222 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,160 How do relationships work for old people? 223 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,800 When you were young, you didn't think old women looked hot. But now that 224 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:57,800 old, do you? 225 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,330 Well, that's a very interesting question. 226 00:12:00,910 --> 00:12:02,410 Can I speak to you in the kitchen? 227 00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:07,610 Well, here he is. I've always found your grandmother to be very hot stuff. 228 00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:08,950 All right, let's go. 229 00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:10,850 You can see her wrinkles, right? 230 00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:13,590 Why don't you take John to a bar or something? 231 00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:17,910 Why? Because the children don't need to hear about how attractive he finds their 232 00:12:17,910 --> 00:12:19,890 grandmother. Why don't you take him out? 233 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:23,150 Fine. You make sure the kids take baths and get to bed. 234 00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:25,790 Oh, and Sheldon needs his fingernails trimmed. 235 00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:30,150 Hey, John, what do you say you and I go grab a beer? But we haven't cut open the 236 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,069 pineapple yet. 237 00:12:31,070 --> 00:12:33,970 You boys go ahead. We'll eat the pineapple another time. 238 00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:36,350 But we haven't had a chance to talk about science. 239 00:12:36,610 --> 00:12:37,730 Ooh, can Sheldon come? 240 00:12:37,970 --> 00:12:38,829 Can I? 241 00:12:38,830 --> 00:12:40,330 No. Aw. 242 00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:42,270 So enough about me. 243 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:43,910 What's been going on in your life? 244 00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:47,670 Oh, boy. Well, after you and I broke up, I took the opportunity to work on 245 00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:49,490 myself. Started playing tennis again. 246 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:52,470 I bought a telescope, which is pretty cool because... 247 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,700 I could see the moon all big and things, and I tried Vietnamese food for the 248 00:12:56,700 --> 00:13:00,100 first time, which did not go well. Oh, very spicy. You wouldn't believe the 249 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,360 heartburn. Not enough Tums in the world. 250 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,000 This is wonderful. 251 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:15,900 Did you know the term dive bar originated because many establishments 252 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:21,420 street level and patrons had to essentially dive down to enter them? 253 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,299 Didn't know that. 254 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,780 Well, now you do. 255 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,160 Hey, George, who's your friend? 256 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,200 Hey, Nate, this is John Sturgis. 257 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,360 He's a scientist. 258 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,080 Pleased to make your acquaintance, Nate. 259 00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:35,660 What can I get you? 260 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:40,040 Um... Sarsaparilla? Two beers. We'll take two beers. 261 00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:46,260 I must admit, after the breakup, I was worried, but now that Dr. Sturgis and 262 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,660 are friends, we'll be seeing even more of him. How do we see less of him? 263 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,120 That is not nice. 264 00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:55,220 Sorry, but I'm on Meemaw's side. She got me a two -piece bathing suit. 265 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:59,820 I didn't realize we were expected to take sides. No one needs to take sides. 266 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,580 When Heather M's parents got divorced, she said it was like picking sides, but 267 00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:04,620 you get twice the problem. 268 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,880 This isn't a divorce. 269 00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:08,640 And I'm sure Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis will still be friends. 270 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:13,040 Heather M's parents aren't friends, but now she's got Barbie's dream house and 271 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,040 the pink Corvette. 272 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:16,800 You heard me. 273 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,540 Oh, thank you. 274 00:14:21,050 --> 00:14:22,710 That looks amazing. I love ice cream. 275 00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:28,110 Did you know that they used to use the anal glands of beavers to make it taste 276 00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:29,029 like vanilla? 277 00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:30,770 No. Where'd you hear that? 278 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:35,770 I understand it's difficult to milk the little facts. 279 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,570 It's just something I picked up along the way. 280 00:14:40,790 --> 00:14:41,790 You okay? 281 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:43,650 Yeah. 282 00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:44,930 Let's eat pie. 283 00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,330 And maybe not the ice cream. 284 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:53,130 Can you believe Connie was my first girlfriend? 285 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:57,890 Really. And probably my last. 286 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,030 Come on, don't talk like that. 287 00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:01,430 No, it's true. 288 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:05,850 She may not realize it, but this is all for the best. 289 00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:07,850 I'm damaged goods. 290 00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:09,950 No, you're not. 291 00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:15,390 It's just been so long since I'd had an episode, I thought I was okay. 292 00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:18,530 But clearly I'm not. 293 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,220 And who knows if it'll happen again. 294 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:27,020 And I just can't take the risk of putting Connie through that. 295 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,300 Hey, she's got problems, too. 296 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,540 I've seen her take a wine cooler out of the trash and finish it. 297 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,800 I'm not joking. 298 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,560 Well, thank you for listening. 299 00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:39,140 My pleasure. 300 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:44,600 And if you want to talk about your relationship with Mary, I'm all ears. 301 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,040 Intimacy issues. 302 00:15:48,319 --> 00:15:51,140 communication difficulties, problems in the bedroom. 303 00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:52,560 Hey, pool table's open. 304 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:54,340 Wonderful. 305 00:15:56,740 --> 00:16:00,760 But if you did get a divorce, how many American Girl dolls could I get? Your 306 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,060 father and I aren't getting a divorce. 307 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,100 But more than one, right? 308 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:07,260 Are there any questions that aren't about divorce? 309 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,520 Nope. Sheldon? 310 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,740 Is it difficult to see your mother go out with men who aren't your father? 311 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:17,750 Wow. That's a big one. 312 00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:26,190 Um, I suppose it took some getting used to, but she's a grown 313 00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:30,330 -up, and even though Pop -Pop passed away, she deserves to be happy. 314 00:16:31,930 --> 00:16:34,870 Just so you know, I'd be happy with one American Girl doll. 315 00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:36,930 And we're done. 316 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,110 Thank you so much, Ira. 317 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:41,130 I really needed this. 318 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:42,450 You're welcome. 319 00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:45,670 We should do it again. What's your Friday night look like? 320 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:49,860 Oh, no, Friday's no good, because we're doing inventory at the store. Oh, okay. 321 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,320 Well, how about the weekend? 322 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,040 No, no, no, that's not good for me either. 323 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,120 Are you blowing me off? 324 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,200 Is it that obvious? 325 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:04,099 Well, I don't understand why. I mean, I thought we had a nice time. 326 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,259 Oh, we did. 327 00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:08,599 But you're still hung up on John, and I don't want to have my heart broken 328 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:11,200 again, so I'm going to respectfully pass. 329 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,500 Unbelievable. 330 00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:16,809 I know. 331 00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:20,589 It turns out I do have a shred of dignity. I'm as surprised as you are. 332 00:17:22,369 --> 00:17:23,990 I'm not having a good week. 333 00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:26,690 Have you played much pool? 334 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:32,230 Oh, in my undergraduate days, all the time. It's just physics and geometry. 335 00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:33,690 Is that so? 336 00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:39,570 I calculate the angles in my head, sometimes in radians, sometimes in 337 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:42,470 depending on my level of whimsy. 338 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,730 I'm a radians man myself. 339 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,160 That's a joke? 340 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,240 It's supposed to be. 341 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:55,960 Oh, life is funny. A week ago, I was in a mental institution, and now 342 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,880 I'm laughing it up in a dive bar. 343 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:05,180 Not just any dive bar. One where everyone knows me. And they are lucky 344 00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,180 do. 345 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,880 Excuse me, everyone. 346 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,600 Oh, boy. I would like to propose a toast. 347 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:20,640 To George Cooper, I don't mind telling you, I'm going through a bit of a rough 348 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:27,480 patch. And this man went out of his way to take me here and listen to my 349 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:31,860 woes. And George and I don't even know each other that well. 350 00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:33,520 You heard it. Y 'all heard it. 351 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:39,300 But I just broke up with a woman, a beautiful, passionate woman. 352 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,760 Adventurous. 353 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,720 Sensual. 354 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:51,390 Apparently, you're never too old for heartache. But tonight, I found 355 00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:55,190 solace in the bosom of male friendship. 356 00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:00,610 To George Cooper! 357 00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:04,690 Drinks are on me! 358 00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,950 To George Cooper! 359 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,599 He had a few beers. 360 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,600 He had one. 361 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,700 Seriously? We can't get a dog and this guy's still here?